I got a promotion tonight at work!
Goodbye to the smelly days of working in shred making your glorious Great Value and Western Family shredded cheese! I am off to bigger and better things!
Jamba Juice filler position here I come! Those delicious drinkable yogurts and Jamba Juice smoothies will now be filled by yours truly! Anytime you eat any Yoplait Yogurt or Digestive YoPlus Yoplait yogurt you can think of me and all the love I put into every cup and bottle! Now I will smell like strawberries, peaches, pina colda, blueberry --- anything is better than the smell of moldy cheese that stinks like vomit!
I will be working 10pm - 6am. With me being the raging insomniac that I am, nothing will suit me BETTER than this job! The big fat pay raise DOES help those hours a bit I must say! From now on this is what I will walk out of work to see every morning!
4 comments:
Congrats! I don't any niece of mine smelling like moldy cheese. No siree...smelling like fruit is much better.
Now that graveyard shift is another matter. It's a killer..
Good luck.
Uncle Phil
Congrats! I don't any niece of mine smelling like moldy cheese. No siree...smelling like fruit is much better.
Now that graveyard shift is another matter. It's a killer..
Good luck.
Uncle Phil
Congratulations, Amelia! I will have to try those Jamba Juice things.
Congratulations little night owl! Now they should put you in charge of marketing...
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